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Polynesian
This is the beginning saga of Tahiti's Hot Sauces and his quest for the ultimate gourmet hot sauce.  Tahiti's Hot Sauces went exploring the South Seas for the spices, but was easily side tracked (don't tell his vahine).  Then after a few months, Tahiti's Hot Sauces blended a beautiful array of spices with clam juice, honey etc.... It has sweet tropical flavor, and with the heat of the peppers, it reminded him of the Islands.  Tahiti's Hot Sauces had to hea (name) the new sauce A hot sauce that will remind even you of the South Seas.  Try it as a chicken wing sauce, BBQ, marinate or it even makes a delicious "Polynesian Mary!"
Mahalo Nui Loa 5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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Tahitiaki
While Tahiti's Hot Sauces was hanging ten in Japan (actually, he was just surfing the net), he realized that he could take Japan's famous Teriyaki sauce and make it Tahiti's Hot Sauces style for all the chili-heads to crave and sweat for!
That's how Tahiti's Hot Sauces invented "Tahitiaki!" Now, you can enjoy Tahitiaki the same way as Teriyaki, but with a unique flavor and heat that will tantalize your taste buds. 
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Tropic Garlic
  
After inventing his delicious Polynesian Hot Sauce, Tahiti's Hot Sauces wanted to make another gourmet hot sauce that his vahine would enjoy. After a wild, passionate weekend in the islands with his vahine (who else?), he thought, "YOW!" She's not only hot-blooded, she's also half-Italian. With that in mind, Tahiti's Hot Sauces created tropical-style Garlic Hot Sauce his vahine would crave. Now, Tahiti's Tropi-Garlic Hot Sauce has become the #1 garlic hot sauce on the market. P.S. Tahiti's Hot Sauces and his kauhines (sisters) dedicate Tropi-Garlic to our Makua Kane (Father) because he's our Big Kahuna and it's his favorite. Mahala Nui Loa! 5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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Mango Meltdown Extreme Heat Hot Sauce


 

 

TAHITI JOE'S KILLER GARLIC XXX PEPPER SAUCE
For all you garlic lovers out there, you have just met the garlic pepper sauce of your life. Killer Garlic is exactly what the name implies, "Garlic that Kills". Not the taste buds, but everything that ails you! From the heat of the Habs and the powerful healing powers of a ton of fresh garlic, Tahiti Joe gives you the best XXX garlic pepper hot sauce that you will ever put in your mouth. Killer Garlic!
P.S. Backed by the Tahitian mob.

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Volcano Ahi X Hot
 

Do you want to know why Tahiti's Hot Sauces took his original Polynesian Sauce, to make it hotter and still be able to keep the tropical flavor? Because all you chili heads loved the flavor of the Polynesian, but your endorphins craved more wela (HEAT). So Tahiti's Hot Sauces gives you Volcano Ahi (fire). A sauce that will put your ass on fire and leaves you waha (mouth) watering for more satisfying punishment. And the next time you're grilling some Ahi (Tuna), be sure to splash on Volcano Ahi X Hot, a winning combination! 
P.S. Consult a Proctologist before using.
P.S.S. Please don't use a butt plug to achieve the volcano affect.
5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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Mango Meltdown Extreme Heat Hot Sauce
Ahi of Kahuna XX with CHEESE
One day, while Tahiti's Hot Sauces was cooling under a coconut palm, he heard voices in his head: his tastebuds were talking to him. They wanted him to make a sauce so "HOT" and flavorful, it would please any chilihead's addiction for heat, and the tastebuds wanted it with cheese! So Tahiti's Hot Sauces asked the great Polynesian Fire God for help, and at the urging of Tahiti's sister Kimbalyawanalaya, Tahiti's Hot Sauces gives you "Ahi of Kahuna XX Hot Sauce with cheese"
(her favorite sauce).
5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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Kumawanakilya XXXMango Meltdown Extreme Heat Hot Sauce
When Tahiti's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr, said " Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition". With that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the "Killer Habanero Patch". In taking no chances of the Killer Habs and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the "jewels" you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habs put on a great fight, but no match for the "Kahuna of Hot Sauces". He escapes on his getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get "orange crushed" by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain away for good!
P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning, it will get you in THE END!
P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists.
5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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Mango Meltdown Extreme Heat Hot Sauce




UHAN'E AKAI XXXX HOT SAUCE
Finally, the Infamous Tahiti Joe comes up with the ultimate heat searching pepper sauce that will destroy your mouth and anal canal without being a pepper extract. Prepare your body and soul for "UHAN'E AKAI NIOI" Hawaiian for, "GHOST ONION PEPPER". The powerful resins of the ghost pepper flakes and the breath destroying onions will keep your friends away for quite awhile. Say good-bye to your love life for a few days. You will also come up with a few new cuss words when you visit the crapper. Don't blame Tahiti Joe for your ailments, he is only delivering what you asked for. PAIN. "UHAN'E AKAI" sounds like "Honey I cried". P.S. From the Polynesian Islands, Tahiti
Joe says, MAHALO NUI LOA or MAURURU for donating to his retirement fund.

 

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Mango Meltdown Extreme Heat Hot Sauce



 

Tahiti Joe's
SMOKIN' KONA
XX HOT SAUCE

Tahiti Joe got caught 'smokin' in the Islands. It's not what you think, it's all legit, (I think!). His mind is cloudy with inhaling those habanero peppers, he smoked them and everything and everything he could get his hands on. Smokin' Kona XX hot sauce is the last thing he smoked and now you try you get it before it's all gone.

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Tahiti Joe's
KONA FIRE XX
HOT SAUCE
Kona Fire is the flavor of heat you have been waiting for, a long time. Even this fire of a "lady" sauce will burn you on your leeward "south side"! It will be like a Kona storm hitting your bottom side like you never had before. Tahiti Joe has felt the pleasurable fire of wahines, now it's your turn to feel the heat of Kona Fire!  P.S. Kona Fire is Ahi of Kahuna without the cheese.

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Mango Meltdown Extreme Heat Hot Sauce
 

 

Tahiti Joe's
BAJAN KILLER XXX HOT PEPPER SAUCE
Tahiti Joe went to the Caribbean for some rest and relaxation ... (like her really needs it?) His mind never rests (it may wander but that's another story). He started messing with his XXX sauce to give it a Caribbean flair. Ola! He came up with triple hot sauce with mustard and ginger that tastes awesome on a Cuba, but no so good on a Puerto Rican. Humor, Ar! Ar! It will be the best sauce you've ever put on that tropical sandwich. Feel the heat!

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Palm Beach Hot Sauce

There is finally a Hot Sauce that is good enough to be called "Palm Beach" Hot Sauce! A hot sauce that has the heart to remind you of Florida's tropical sun, and the flavor from that beautiful array of spices to have the distinction of Palm Beach, "TASTE." So lay back and enjoy the waves and the hot tropical sun and enjoy the hot sauce in a "Palm Beach Mary" er...I mean, a Bloody Mary, Palm Beach style.
5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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Tahiti's Hot Sauces 2012