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Tahiti's Hot Sauces,
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Polynesian
This is the beginning saga of Tahiti's Hot Sauces and his quest for the ultimate
gourmet hot sauce. Tahiti's Hot Sauces went exploring the South Seas for the
spices, but was easily side tracked (don't tell his vahine). Then
after a few months, Tahiti's Hot Sauces blended a beautiful array of spices with
clam juice, honey etc.... It has sweet tropical flavor, and with the heat
of the peppers, it reminded him of the Islands. Tahiti's Hot Sauces had to
hea (name) the new sauce A hot sauce that will remind even you of the
South Seas. Try it as a chicken wing sauce, BBQ, marinate or it even
makes a delicious "Polynesian Mary!"
Mahalo Nui Loa 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
$8.00
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Tahitiaki
While Tahiti's Hot Sauces was hanging ten in Japan (actually,
he was just surfing the net), he realized that he could take Japan's
famous Teriyaki sauce and make it Tahiti's Hot Sauces style for all the chili-heads
to crave and sweat for!
That's how Tahiti's Hot Sauces invented "Tahitiaki!" Now, you can enjoy
Tahitiaki the same way as Teriyaki, but with a unique flavor and heat that
will tantalize your taste buds. 5
FL OZ BOTTLE $8.00
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Tropic
Garlic
After inventing his delicious Polynesian Hot Sauce,
Tahiti's Hot Sauces wanted to make another gourmet hot sauce that his vahine would
enjoy. After a wild, passionate weekend in the islands with his vahine
(who else?), he thought, "YOW!" She's not only hot-blooded,
she's also half-Italian. With that in mind, Tahiti's Hot Sauces created
tropical-style Garlic Hot Sauce his vahine would crave. Now, Tahiti's
Tropi-Garlic Hot Sauce has become the #1 garlic hot sauce on the market.
P.S. Tahiti's Hot Sauces and his kauhines (sisters) dedicate Tropi-Garlic to our
Makua Kane (Father) because he's our Big Kahuna and it's his favorite.
Mahala Nui Loa!
5 FL OZ BOTTLE
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Volcano Ahi X Hot
Do you want to know why Tahiti's Hot Sauces took his original
Polynesian Sauce, to make it hotter and still be able to keep the tropical
flavor? Because all you chili heads loved the flavor of the Polynesian,
but your endorphins craved more wela (HEAT). So Tahiti's Hot Sauces gives you
Volcano Ahi (fire). A sauce that will put your ass on fire and leaves you
waha (mouth) watering for more satisfying punishment. And the next time
you're grilling some Ahi (Tuna), be sure to splash on Volcano Ahi X Hot, a
winning combination!
P.S. Consult a Proctologist before using.
P.S.S. Please don't use a butt plug to achieve the volcano affect.
5 FL OZ BOTTLE
$8.00
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Ahi of Kahuna XX with CHEESE
One day, while Tahiti's Hot Sauces was cooling under a coconut
palm, he heard voices in his head: his tastebuds were talking to him. They
wanted him to make a sauce so "HOT" and flavorful, it would
please any chilihead's addiction for heat, and the tastebuds wanted it
with cheese! So Tahiti's Hot Sauces asked the great Polynesian Fire God for help,
and at the urging of Tahiti's sister Kimbalyawanalaya, Tahiti's Hot Sauces
gives you "Ahi of Kahuna XX Hot Sauce with cheese"
(her favorite sauce).
5 FL OZ BOTTLE
$8.00
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Kumawanakilya
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When Tahiti's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father),
Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr, said " Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition". With that in mind (what's left of it),
Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the "Killer Habanero Patch". In taking no chances of the Killer Habs and their painful resins,
Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the "jewels" you know).
Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habs put on a great fight, but no match for the "Kahuna of Hot Sauces". He escapes on his getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get "orange crushed" by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain away for good!
P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning, it will get you in THE END!
P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists.
5 FL OZ BOTTLE$8.00
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Palm Beach Hot Sauce
There is finally a Hot Sauce that is good enough to be called "Palm Beach" Hot Sauce! A hot sauce that has the heart to remind you of Florida's tropical sun, and the flavor from that beautiful array of spices to have the distinction of Palm Beach, "TASTE." So lay back and enjoy the waves and the hot tropical sun and enjoy the hot sauce in a "Palm Beach Mary" er...I mean, a Bloody Mary, Palm Beach style.
5 FL OZ BOTTLE$8.00
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