Tahiti Joes Hot Sauces & Maui Pepper Company On-Line Store
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - THERE IS A MINIMUM OF 2 ITEMS ON EVERY PURCHASE! ORDERS WITH ONLY 1 ITEM WILL NOT BE PROCESSED. Greetings and WELCOME to our NEW on-line HOT SAUCE web page! We are very excited to be able to offer our line of Hot Sauces & Maui Peppers products directly to you. The prices you see INCLUDE shipping & handling in the United States only! Our prices go down when you order by the case! A case is 12 bottles and jars, and the price includes shipping & handling. You can MIX and MATCH flavors. Just let us know what you want. A case of our products are ONLY $65!
Joes.jpg A Case of 12
$65.00
A case is 12 bottles and/or jars of our products. You can mix and match flavors. It is CHEAPER to order 12 (a case) at a time! In the ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS box, just let us know what flavors you want!
POLYNESIAN2.gif Polynesian Hot Sauce
$8.00
This is the beginning saga of Tahiti's Hot Sauces and his quest for the ultimate gourmet hot sauce. Tahiti's Hot Sauces went exploring the South Seas for the spices, but was easily side tracked (don't tell his vahine). Then after a few months, Tahiti's Hot Sauces blended a beautiful array of spices with clam juice, honey etc.... It has sweet tropical flavor, and with the heat of the peppers, it reminded him of the Islands. Tahiti's Hot Sauces had to hea (name) the new sauce A hot sauce that will remind even you of the South Seas. Try it as a chicken wing sauce, BBQ, marinate or it even makes a delicious "Polynesian Mary!" Mahalo Nui Loa
tahitiakinew.gif Tahitiaki Hot Sauce
$8.00
While Tahiti's Hot Sauces was hanging ten in Japan (actually, he was just surfing the net), he realized that he could take Japan's famous Teriyaki sauce and make it Tahiti's Hot Sauces style for all the chili-heads to crave and sweat for! That's how Tahiti's Hot Sauces invented "Tahitiaki!" Now, you can enjoy Tahitiaki the same way as Teriyaki, but with a unique flavor and heat that will tantalize your taste buds. 5 Fluid Ounce Bottle
tropicgarlic.gif Tropic Garlic Hot Sauce
$8.00
After inventing his delicious Polynesian Hot Sauce, Tahiti's Hot Sauces wanted to make another gourmet hot sauce that his vahine would enjoy. After a wild, passionate weekend in the islands with his vahine (who else?), he thought, "YOW!" She's not only hot-blooded, she's also half-Italian. With that in mind, Tahiti's Hot Sauces created tropical-style Garlic Hot Sauce his vahine would crave. Now, Tahiti's Tropi-Garlic Hot Sauce has become the #1 garlic hot sauce on the market. P.S. Tahiti's Hot Sauces and his kauhines (sisters) dedicate Tropi-Garlic to our Makua Kane (Father) because he's our Big Kahuna and it's his favorite. Mahala Nui Loa! 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
VOLCANOAHI2.gif Volcano Ahi X Hot
$8.00
Do you want to know why Tahiti's Hot Sauces took his original Polynesian Sauce, to make it hotter and still be able to keep the tropical flavor? Because all you chili heads loved the flavor of the Polynesian, but your endorphins craved more wela (HEAT). So Tahiti's Hot Sauces gives you Volcano Ahi (fire). A sauce that will put your ass on fire and leaves you waha (mouth) watering for more satisfying punishment. And the next time you're grilling some Ahi (Tuna), be sure to splash on Volcano Ahi X Hot, a winning combination! P.S. Consult a Proctologist before using. P.S.S. Please don't use a butt plug to achieve the volcano affect. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
ahi.gif Ahi of Kahuna XX with CHEESE
$8.00
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - THERE IS A MINIMUM OF 2 ITEMS ON EVERY PURCHASE! ORDERS WITH ONLY 1 ITEM WILL NOT BE PROCESSED. One day, while Tahiti's Hot Sauces was cooling under a coconut palm, he heard voices in his head: his tastebuds were talking to him. They wanted him to make a sauce so "HOT" and flavorful, it would please any chilihead's addiction for heat, and the tastebuds wanted it with cheese! So Tahiti's Hot Sauces asked the great Polynesian Fire God for help, and at the urging of Tahiti's sister Kimbalyawanalaya, Tahiti's Hot Sauces gives you "Ahi of Kahuna XX Hot Sauce with cheese" (her favorite sauce). 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
KUMAWANAKILYA1.gif Kumawanakilya XXX
$8.00
When Tahiti's Hot Sauces got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot Sauces Sr, said " Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition". With that in mind (what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to ravage the "Killer Habanero Patch". In taking no chances of the Killer Habs and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask, surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the "jewels" you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it became an instant WAR. The Killer Habs put on a great fight, but no match for the "Kahuna of Hot Sauces". He escapes on his getaway outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?), that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get "orange crushed" by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain away for good! P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning, it will get you in THE END! P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
pbhotsauce.gif Palm Beach Hot Sauce
$8.00
There is finally a Hot Sauce that is good enough to be called "Palm Beach" Hot Sauce! A hot sauce that has the heart to remind you of Florida's tropical sun, and the flavor from that beautiful array of spices to have the distinction of Palm Beach, "TASTE." So lay back and enjoy the waves and the hot tropical sun and enjoy the hot sauce in a "Palm Beach Mary" er...I mean, a Bloody Mary, Palm Beach style. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
mangonesian.jpg Mangonesian ™
$8.00
Mangonesian ™ is a beautiful array of exotic flavors never done before, from mango, habanero, clam juice, apple juice, and chipotle peppers. Wake Up! Smell and taste the difference. 5 FL OZ
applesass.jpg Apple Sass™
$8.00
Apple Sass™ is a rich and fruity tropical sauce with the alternating sweetness and fire of apple butter, mango, rum and habanero peppers. This sauce adds zip and can dress up any dish with just a few shakes. 5 OZ
meltdown.jpg Mango Meltdown™
$8.00
Mango Meltdown™ combines the exotic flavors of fresh mango and habanero peppers to produce a zesty sauce that brings the fiery excitement of the islands to your table. 5 OZ
meltdown-x.gif Mango Meltdown™ X-treme Heat
$8.00
Mango Meltdown™ X-treme Heat is a sweet and fiery tropical sauce which combines fresh sweet mango with x-tra hot habanero peppers. Splash some on your favorite foods to spice up every bite! 5 OZ
salsa-sm3.gif Sunset Salsa™ Pineapple Mango MEDIUM
$8.00
Sunset Salsa™ Pineapple Mango: a delightful combination of sweet pineapple and tropical mango energized by an exotic blend of peppers and spices that make this salsa sunsational! Dip into this fat free salsa with chips. Combine with sour cream for a tasty appetizer, or add passionate flavors to entrees of fish, chicken, pork and beef. Choice of heat level includes medium and hot. 12 OZ JAR
salsa-sm3.gif Sunset Salsa™ Pineapple Mango HOT
$8.00
Sunset Salsa™ Pineapple Mango: a delightful combination of sweet pineapple and tropical mango energized by an exotic blend of peppers and spices that make this salsa sunsational! Dip into this fat free salsa with chips. Combine with sour cream for a tasty appetizer, or add passionate flavors to entrees of fish, chicken, pork and beef. Choice of heat level includes medium and hot. 12 OZ JAR - HOT
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - THERE IS A MINIMUM OF 2 ITEMS ON EVERY PURCHASE! ORDERS WITH ONLY 1 ITEM WILL NOT BE PROCESSED.