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BEGINNING SEPTEMBER 1, 2013 - THERE IS A MINIMUM OF 4 ITEMS ON EVERY PURCHASE!

 

 

 

 



BUCK U MICHIGAN XX HOT SAUCE
The Fans from Ohio and Michigan are the BEST. But one thing for sure is, BUCK U hot sauce will make those Michigan fan's asses turn from BLUE to RED a scarlet RED, that is! Just like we do on the field!

P.S. Michigan fans, you can go BLUE yourself!

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CAMELTOE HOT SAUCE
CAMELTOE IS A DELICIOUS SMOKED CHIPOTLE AND MANGO HOT SAUCE. SO NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL IT; SNAPPER, BEARDED CLAM, COOLER CLEAVAGE, THE PINK TACO, BEAVAGE. THERE IS NOTHING THAT TASTES OR SMELLS LIKE A CAMELTOE. LOVE AT FIRST SITE.

P.S. YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHEN YOU TASTED YOUR FIRST CAMEL TOE

PSS. SAY NO TO MOOSE KNUCKLES
5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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ANALYZE THIS - XXX GARLIC PEPPER HOT SAUCE

IT DOESN'T TAKE A GENIUS, BUT A CHILE HEAD, TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SPHINCTER. COME ON! AFTER CHUGGIN' DOWN A BOTTLE OF HOT SAUCE (ESPECIALLY THIS ONE) WHAT THE HECK DO YOU EXPECT YOUR RECTUM TO DO! IF YOU MAKE IT SUFFER, IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE
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BIKER BITCH HOT SAUCE  

THIS SAUCE WAS MADE FOR ALL THOSE BIKER BABES OUT THERE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THE ONE'S THAT DON'T TAKE CHIT FROM ANYONE, BUT STILL LIKE TO SHOW OFF YOUR CLASSY ASS AND BREASTS TO OTHER ONES. THIS SAUCE IS SO GOOD, TRY IT IN YOUR NEXT "BLOODY BIKER BITCHIN MARY" DRINK.
5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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BUTTPLUG RELIEF HOT SAUCE X OFFICIAL STOOL SOFTNER OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM!  

OK! SO YOUR CONSTIPATED, BIG DEAL! YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE THAT NASTY OTC MEDICINE. WHO SAYS YOU HAVE TO!  BUTT PLUG RELIEF HOT SAUCE IS THE BEST STOOL SOFTENER TO HIT THE MARKET IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM. IF YOU'RE BOWLES ARE NOT ON THE MOVE, THIS STUFF WILL MAKE IT FLOW LIKE A RIVER AFTER A DAM BROKE. SO SAVE YOUR CHILE ASS AND DOWN A BOTTLE OF BUTT PLUG RELIEF TODAY. 5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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IN THE HEAT OF TEXAS 
XXX PEPPER SAUCE

AFTER A FEW USES OF THIS GREAT XXX HOT PEPPER SAUCE OF TEXAS, YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT WHAT THE 2ND LARGEST NATURAL GAS RESOURCE OF TEXAS IS! YOU'RE LOCAL OUT HOUSE IS YOUR ONLY RESOURCE OF A SAFE RELEASE, AND PLEASE "NO SMOKING" WHEN CONSUMING OR RELIEVING OF THE NATURAL GAS. IT'S YOUR ASS ON THE LINE, NOT MINE!
5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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RECTUM RIPPER XXX1/2 HOT SAUCE, WITH MUSTARD & GINGER.
THE WRATH OF THE RECTUM RIPPER - NO MATTER HOW BAD OR GOOD YOU THINK YOU ARE, EVERYTHING YOU DO FROM NOW ON, AFTER USING RECTUM RIPPER, WILL BE "HALF ASS". SO BE CAREFUL USING THIS VERY DELICIOUS, VERY HOT, MUSTARD & GINGER SAUCE. BECAUSE THE RECTUM RIPPER WILL SEND YOUR ASS TO AN EARLY GRAVE. SINCERELY, THE RECTUM RIPPER.

5 FL OZ BOTTLE

 

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WET FART HOT SAUCE XX HOT WITH POOH
CAN YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU LET OUT A LITTLE GAS AND YOU FELT IT RUN DOWN YOUR LEG? WELL, IT'S THAT DE-JA VU TIME AGAIN. THAT'S RIGHT! AFTER CONSUMING THIS "WET FART" HOT SAUCE, IT MIGHT GIVE YOU THAT WARM, MUSHY, DISGUSTING, STINKING FEELING IN YOUR PANTS AGAIN. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE TO LET OUT A "LITTLE" GAS, ASK YOURSELF, "DO I FEEL LUCK?" IS IT GOING TO BE WET OR DRY? THIS SAUCE CONTAINS LOADS OF CHEESE TO HELP COIN THE PHRASE, "WHO CUT THE CHEESE?"
5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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BONZAI CHILI KICK ASS TERIYAKI HOT SAUCE

Time to try some ASS KICKIN teriyaki sauce. BONZAI CHILI is just the one to deliver the punch.  If you find your teriyaki sauce to be bland, it's time for a change, a change for the better.  A tantalizing taste and the heat of the habenero and jalapeno peppers.  Bonzai Chili is not the only  black belt champ of the teriyaki world because it can kick your ass, it also kicks the competition's.
5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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HOT ASS DEVIL JUICE
Welcome your ASS to HELL! That is what your ASS will feel like after using a bottle of "DEVIL JUICE". As hot as it is, this sauce has a LOT of flavor. That's how the devil tricks you into consuming his sauce. It will make your RECTUM feel like a "HOT ASS", so a part of you will know what HELL is like!
5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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FUEL THE MULE HOT SAUCE
In the desert, you can't get your mule to move unless you give it some fuel.  When camping, don't set up camp down wind from your mule, even the rattlesnakes stay away.  So please don't donkey around with this sauce because it will definitely make a jackass out of you.
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ALASKAN GASSLINE HOT SAUCE
The polar bears and the seals dare you to try their new hot sauce.  You're going to need this hot stuff to keep your body warm for those long cold Alaskan days.  After downing a bottle of this great sauce, you will feel like you have enough gas to power Alaskan's northern lights. 
5 FL OZ BOTTLE

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ONIONATOR
XXXX GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE
Red habanero, tons of onions and ghost pepper flakes in this one hell of a fiery sauce. What in God's green Earth is this going to taste like and what the hell is it going to do to your body, mainly your bowels of hell area? And don't forget your breathe! There is only one way to find out . . . enjoy, if you can!

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